Me, myself, and ducky.
When your mom cries and you’re just like

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Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’ “. The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”. One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: “Holy Shit! A talking chicken!”. The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
When I realize I missed a spot shaving my legs